Michael T. Mondak speaks about why he hates Ohio State

There are people who ask me why I hate Ohio State.

The reasons as to why I hate Ohio State are:

1.  One of my cousins applied to college there and never heard back from them.

2.  I was born to hate Ohio State and I will die hating Ohio State.

3.  Ohio State is evil and are college football's version of the Kremlin.

4.  If Penn State is playing evil Ohio State, I tend to avoid watching the game because my doctor will never allow me to watch those games so as to avoid having undue stress put on me as a result of what happened to me in October 2018 following a heartbreaking loss when I could not do any work on my work computer and my supervisor allowed me to leave work early.

5.  If I was a member of the Penn State football team and learned about the losing skid against evil Ohio State, I would attempt to get hypnosis therapy to help end the losing skid.

6.  Every time evil Ohio State loses a football game, I take perverse delight in posting a meme on Facebook of Steve Wilkos and his lie detector.  (Until 2022 it was a meme of Maury Povich and his lie detector.)

But this does not necessarily mean that I do not crave peanut butter dipped in chocolate.  And I have even eaten buckeye ice cream from Handel's.  So if you are referring to buckeyes as a food item, I will eat it.  But if it's relevant to evil Ohio State, then expect me to go on a rant about why I hate evil Ohio State, because unless you're talking about the Cash Explosion show, then nothing good ever comes out of Columbus.

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