Michael T. Mondak speaks about his Christmas wishes

Dear Mr. Claus:

Wait.. what?  It's that time of year again?

My first full year with my full time position was a rewarding one and I look forward to what the next year with my employer will bring.

These are my Christmas wishes for this year:

With my Nittany Lions playing in the College Football Playoff for the first time ever this year, I desire to see the Nittany Lions win the national championship for the first time since the 1986 season.  Along the way, I do wish to see my friend Jenya Moore for the first time since November 2023 and receive some balloons from her.

As I approach my fortieth birthday in July 2025, it bothers me to see folks my age with a spouse and children and me having neither of those.  I don't want to be a bachelor.  I hate being a bachelor.  I'm tired of being a bachelor.  Bachelor life is boring.  I am begging you to play matchmaker and find this Lion looking at forty his lioness (with apologies to the late Jimmy Buffett).  She's got to be single, white, Catholic, female, nonsmoker, nondrinker, and have a deep connection to Penn State.

I remain on a quest to get to the Alex Trebek Stage in Culver City to be a contestant on Jeopardy! so I can finally cross off the most important item on my bucket list.  I want the latest edition of the Time Almanac.

I mentioned earlier that my first full year with my employer was a rewarding one.  But I don't like the fact that I have to shuffle back and forth through applications in between calls.  So I want an external monitor to connect to my work computer so that I can work with two monitors to eliminate the extra work.

These are my wishes for Christmas this year.

Michael T. Mondak

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